"2019: Netflix and chill 2020: Government coronavirus press conference and cry"
"Quarantine without kids = staycation Quarantine with kids = hostage situation."
These apps can help you stay active and relax while you are at home.
Ainsley Harriott we salute you!
"Put CATS on Netflix you cowards."
Things are not always as they seem.
"Is it okay to fancy a chameleon?"
"Remember GCSE art exams? I swear art students were stuck in that exam for like 3 days with no food, water or sleep."
Whose round is it??
It's probably the only Irish bar you'll go to that serves yak steak.
Bring back turkey twizzlers!
"Sharpening pencils was the primary school fag break."
"golden time on a Friday at primary school >>>>>"
"I’m not marrying out of spite, I’m marrying out of fear. There’s a very big difference."
"What's the wellest an email has ever found you?"
"Who needs therapy when u can just go big sainsburys"
"Can’t believe southerners don't call the centre of their town town"
We all love a good spoons!
"He kissed me on my bottom!"