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Updated onJul 5, 2020. Posted onJun 29, 2020

22 Reasons Why America Is #1 In The World When It Comes To The Coronavirus

We're number one! We're number one!

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America has always been a country bursting at the seams with pioneers. I mean, the whole country is absolutely brimming with true patriots who are ready to step up and lead the way for the rest of the world.

Obviously, the case with COVID-19 is no different. That's why we're number one!

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And you know why that is?

1.Because Americans always take the proper precautions:

2.And Americans know exactly how to social distance:

3.Americans know exactly how to wear a mask:

4.They're very respectful of those around them:

5.Americans know how important staying home is:

6.They know the only way to truly be safe is to keep their distance:

7.Americans need to look no further than their government for guidance:

8.Americans have their priorities straight:

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9.They know exactly what's important during a time like this:

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10.I mean, what's more essential than a casino?

11.Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, follows the rules here:

12.They know the founding fathers DIED for their right to get everyone sick inside a Walgreens:

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13.They know their history:

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14.Do Canada or Germany make their citizens wait in three-hour lines to vote in the middle of a pandemic? Didn't think so!

15.Americans know that the only way to beat COVID-19 is to immediately pretend it doesn't exist and go to a bar:

16.Or a restaurant:

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17.Or a crowded theme park:

18.That's why we're number one! Because of people like this:

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19.And this:

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20.Because of stores like this:

21.And churches like this:

22.God bless the USA! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

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